Nigerian Bank Scams

A collection of my favorite spamming and scamming e-mails:

Dear Mr. Toon ...

You are the only person that I have contacted in this business ...

No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it ...

Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself and partners ...

I didn't know that my father was going to leave me after I had lost my mother ...

I am the personal attorney to Mr Mark Toon ...

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free ...

I know you wil be supprise to recieve this message ...

am in dire need to leave this country soonest ...

I am DR. LUCKY HASSAN ...

is not an ill gotten wealth rather ...

I am Josey Mark the first son of Tango Mark ...

by virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET ...

I am sure you will be surprised to receive this letter ...

Permit me to inform you of our desire of going into a business relationship ...

I am DR.OBERT FAKUDE(Ph.D) ...

Since you bear the same surname with the deceased ...

The amount contained in the safe in my house is US$32m(thirty two million US Dollars) ...

I am ALBERT KOMOH the son of Dr SIMON KOMOH ... [Classic]

a ghastly car accident along Johannesburg express road ...

I am ALBERT KOMOH the son of Dr SIMON KOMOH ... [Another]

FROM THE DESK OF SULEMAN YARO ...

Compliments,I am MR.AKEEM AHMED ...

I have no intentions of causing you any pains ...

YUKOS OIL (Russian Most Largest Oil Company) ... [Russian Scam!]

I AM MR. CHRIS TAYLOR ...

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